Occurred: September 2013
One thing that you should know about me, is that I enjoy going to the cinema on a frequent basis. Most people perceive the cinema as a special event, but it’s no longer a big deal to me. I often see movies in shitty clothes, without any care towards my appearance.
Which makes the following story all the more gratifying and surprising.
I went to see a late showing of a movie, and the session wasn’t very full. There were maybe 10 other people in the cinema. I was alone, in an empty section of the cinema. Suddenly, two girls were wandering about a few rows in front of me, looking for a place to sit down. They plonked themselves right next to me. 200 empty seats, and they chose to sit next to me. Badass. We’ll call one of them Steph and the other one Kirsty.
Kirsty them almost immediately got up to use the bathroom, so Steph started talking to me.
Steph: “You here alone?”
Steph: “How old are you?”
Me: “I’m 22…”
Steph: “Seriously? You don’t look 22!”
Me: “Thank ye.”
Steph: “You look about…16.”
Me: “When I’m 40 and look 30, I’ll appreciate that. How old are you?”
Steph: “I am….an age…which I cannot say.”
Steph: “I cannot say…”
Me: “16? 17?”
Steph: “That’s a laugh. I’m 14.”
I immediately lose interest and try to stop talking, I’m not going to prison. She looked about 16, so her age surprised me. I would’ve continued to try to pick her up if she didn’t drop that bombshell. Thankfully, Kirsty was around. She soon returned and sat right next to me, between Steph and myself.
Steph: “So what’s your name?”
Me: “I’m Cal”
They then told me their names, and Kirsty revealed that she was 18. Thank the fuck Christ.
I should reveal at this point that these two were not prim and proper girls. By no means were these the innocent virginal types that you’ll see in church. They were a bit more ratty. Not disgusting skank types, but they were learning a bit towards that direction.
The movie didn’t start for a bit, so Kirsty happily chatted to me. The girls were sisters, they revealed. And soon, another girl joined them, and so did their mum. Big crowd.
Before the movie started, Kirsty asked me for Facebook details. I delivered, because why not?
During the movie, Kirsty treated me like I was her fucking date. Tapping me on the shoulder to whisper stuff, leaning towards me, etc. To the untrained eye, it looked like we were boyfriend and girlfriend. I was in without even trying.
At the end of the film, Kirsty said she’d add me on Facebook, then we all went on our merry way.
The following day, she was messaging me on Facebook. I wasn’t overly interested in her, and my disinterest made her even more into me. Whatever.
Anyway, she was home alone a few hours later, and she only lived about 10 minutes away. She invited me to come visit. Made sure my wallet contained a handful of condoms, because if it’s THIS easy to get into this girl’s pants, she’s probably sucked dick more times than she’s eaten hot meals.
Not too long afterwards, we were on the couch making out. We only had a few hours before her mum and sister got home, so we didn’t waste much time. I banged her, which was nice, and left while she was having her post-coitus shower. Sneaky.